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div id=”body-content”> This week, Selena Gomez publicly made out with The Weeknd at a restaurant in Santa Monica, because we’re officially living in an alternate reality. We don’t know if they’re ~together~ yet, or if Selena had a couple too many glasses of wine that night at dinner. But this seems pretty shady considering that The Weeknd and Bella Hadid broke up a couple months ago. Sounds like Taylor Swift is going to need to sit Selena down and remind her that ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends, that’s just like, the rules of feminism.
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Selena is the second regulation hottie millionaire woman who has hooked up with this man, so somebody needs to explain what the fuck is going on. Much like that frat boy with major dad-bod that multiple girls in my pledge class hooked up with, The Weeknd’s appeal absolutely escapes me. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Is there a certain about a man whose album is basically a sex playlist??
I guess eye-fucking on stage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show wasn’t enough for The Weeknd, sorry Bella.