The Best & Worst Dressed Celebs At Coachella So You Can Feel Better About Missing It

The most important Instagram event of the year is finally here. I’m obviously talking about Coachella, the music festival that has practically just become a contest to see who can walk around the desert in 100 degree weather with the most shit glued to their head before they pass out. Coachella fashion is a tricky thing, because you’re pretty much required to wear as little clothing as possible, but also be really trendy, but also wear something that nobody else has ever worn before. Like buying an unlimited pass to a 6am spin class, dressing for Coachella is almost always just setting yourself up for failure. Of course there are always a few geniuses who actually get it right, so let’s take a moment to celebrate them and then shit on the people who clearly shopped for their outfits while blindfolded in the clearance section of Forever 21.

Best

Rihanna

RiRi Is the best dressed wherever she goes, so this is literally the most unsurprising news of all time. This betch took the basic ripped shorts and tank top Coachella look but made it iconic. Its funny that we all ripped on Justin Bobby for wearing combat boots to the beach on , but now that homegirl wore a full crystal Gucci bodysuit to the damn desert, everyones so down. Times change, I guess.

 

” I can’t go home yet, cuz enough people ain’t seen my outfit “

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Apr 16, 2017 at 1:01am PDT

 

Hailey Baldwin

I saw Hailey Baldwin wearing army pants and a beaded bra thing, so I wore army pants and a beaded bra thing.

 

hangin @bumble #winterbumbleland #ad

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Apr 15, 2017 at 2:38pm PDT

 

Hailee Steinfeld

Ill let the picstitch slide because this outfit is so good. Last year, matching shorts and crop top sets were a huge Coachella trend. This year, Hailee gave zero Fs, skipped the pants, and redefined matching set to mean a giant T-shirt and coordinating thigh-high boots.

 

Coachella Coachella

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Apr 16, 2017 at 10:52am PDT

 

Justine Skye

You know when youre getting dressed to go out, and sweatpants are all that fit you right now, so you actually genuinely consider it for a second? Well, Justine Skye literally did that at Coachella. Except, theyre holographic sweats with a body chain and a crop top, which I wouldnt generally advise for anyone on an all carb dietbut for Justine, it’s working.

 

energyenergyenergy

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Apr 14, 2017 at 6:26pm PDT

Worst

Katy Perry

I never thought Id miss the days when Katy Perry glued cupcakes to her tits, but here we are. She looks like she got locked out of a Macys dressing room while trying on a maid of honor dress after a Zumba class.

 

been doing this since before you were a bloop in the womb

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Apr 16, 2017 at 3:04am PDT

 

Selena Gomez

Selena usually slays, but apparently, shes caught a bad case of I just got a new boyfriend so now Im going to dress like shit because Im happy. So boring. Just because Coachella happened during Easter doesn’t mean she can wear an outfit from the Sears Easter sale.

 

#Coachella

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Apr 16, 2017 at 2:33pm PDT

 

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton wore a flower crown to Coachella. Thats social suicide. But I mean, I guess thats what happens when youre 36 and fucking clueless but trying to stay relevant. Its kind of like those girls who were a few years older than you in high school and now post selfies from weird angles with the InstaSize watermark in the corner. Its so sad to see someone who was once popular with great hair have such a tragic downfall. Oh well.

 

#Slay

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Apr 16, 2017 at 11:14am PDT

 

Kendall Jenner

Kendall looks like she should be complaining about menopause over a pitcher of sangria with Samantha Jones in the first movie. This outfit just doesnt look like it belongs at a festival where everyone else is like, dropping acid and wearing ripped fishnets and glitter.

 

having so much fun at the @bumble #WinterBumbleland party, hosting with my sister #ad

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Apr 15, 2017 at 3:37pm PDT