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div id=”body-content”> It’s 2017. Donald Trump is president, America is basically one big dramatic sitcom. But just because our lives are spiraling out of control like a shitty reality show doesn’t mean we shouldn’t appreciate a never-ending luxury: really attractive men on television.
So here’s a list of happy things and men you should fantasize about on a weekly basis. Enjoy.
1. Hottest Dad: Milo Ventimiglia,
If you’re not watching , you need to start like, yesterday. Milo Ventimiglia is for sure a DILF (and the opening episode has him practically naked so really, start watching ASAP).
2. Hottest President: Fitzgerald Grant,
So what if he’s a philandering pig? He’s still hot.
3. Hottest Bachelor: Nick Viall,
Any guy that keeps Corinne around for our entertainment is kind of attractive, right?
4. Hottest Firefighter: Taylor Kinney,
Those smoldering eyes can literally start a fire in my icy heart. And that’s quite a fucking task.
5. Hottest Doctor: Jesse Williams,
Would literally fake an illness weekly if Jesse Williams were a real doctor.
6. Hottest Guy On A Show That May Be Canceled: Daniel Sunjata,
ABC kind of flopped with , but Daniel is still a fucking winner.
7. Hottest Maybe Good Guy/Maybe Bad Guy: Scott Foley,
Do we love him or hate him? I don’t fucking know, I just like looking at him.
8. Hottest Guy In A Cowboy Hat: James Marsden,
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
9. Hottest Pseudo-Religious Figure: Jude Law,
Is the celibate thing something that actually happens or nah?
10. Hottest Guy To Come Back From The Dead: Kit Harrington,
TBH, sexiest bastard on television.
11. Hottest Vampire: Ian Somerhalder,
Does anyone even watch this show? But he’s still hot.
12. Hottest Guy In A Show About Fucking Zombies: Robert Buckley,
Shoutout to the days of . #TeamClay
13. Hottest Struggling Actor: Justin Hartley,
Definitely the hottest of the Big Three. And sorry not sorry for the double reference.
14. Hottest Guy Who Was In Before : Alfred Enoch,
The sorting hat chooses you, Alfred.
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h2 style=”text-align:;” center;”>15. Literally Every Guy On : Matt Czuchry, Milo Ventimiglia, Jared Padalecki
Honestly, so #blessed came back for this reason only. Hottest trio on television literally ever.