Orange Drinks For The Inauguration Of The Orange Man

Unfortunately for usand like, the worldtomorrow Donald Trump, human Cheeto, will become President of the United States.

In order to kind of try to forget, we need a drink. A really strong one. Laced with Xanax, probably. But we digress. If youre like us and borderline ready for entertainment/marches/loud protests tomorrow, make a drink that can hang.


  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 1 tbsp. honey
  • oz. lime juice
  • oz. orange juice

In a cocktail shaker, shake together alllllll of the ingredients. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with orange slice, and knock that shit back.

Oh, you need more orange alcohol recipes? Okay.


  • 1 shot whipped cream flavored vodka
  • 2 shots orange juice
  • shot Triple Sec

Shake ingredients together then pour into a chilled cocktail glass.

Ok one more so we can get on the path to Blackout Town.


  • 1 oz. silver tequila
  • 2/3 oz. Triple Sec
  • 2/3 oz. orange juice
  • 2/3 oz. lemon juice
  • Dash of salt

Shake everything together then pour into a chilled glass full of ice. Garnish with a strawberry, if you feel fancy.

Lets make America drunk again.

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