Um. What?
Donald Trump is clearly very insecure about the fact that he can’t seem to land an A-list performer for his inauguration — even Moby won’t do it — and is now trying to change his tune.
After a desperate and failed search for a celeb performer, the racist Republican’s team even began pretending he never actually wanted a star-studded bash!
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As if that wasn’t transparent enough, inauguration planner Tom Barrack‘s word choice while addressing pool reporters on Tuesday didn’t help the situation.
He said:
“So what we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation. That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.”
Translation: No one wanted to throw Donald Trump a big party, so now he’s trying to convince everyone he never wanted one in the first place.
Also, what the f*ck does he mean by “soft sensuality”?! It’s a swearing in ceremony. It’s literally the day the 70-year-old becomes President of the United States.
What on earth is SENSUAL about that?!
Well, we aren’t the only ones confused by the inneresting description! The Twitterverse had a f*cking field day!
Ch-ch-check out some of the best reactions (below)!
“Soft sensuality”
Please join me in vomiting and screaming myself to death. https://t.co/2jH6br8CPt
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 10, 2017
“Soft sensuality” is code for the most embarrassing inauguration turnout in history. Let’s do this! pic.twitter.com/RH2Hkgnq8C
RiseAgainstIdiocracy (@vivosmortuus) January 10, 2017
“The inauguration will have a soft sensuality” pic.twitter.com/MWtStZsWsI
Alice Tew (@BuckinghamAlice) January 10, 2017
@tarapalmeri Because nothing says “soft sensuality” like disingenuous racist demagoguery.
TK (@TKhatesyou) January 10, 2017
@tarapalmeri what does “soft sensuality” mean, exactly, to a sexual predator?
joeymaxlewis (@lindaplewis) January 10, 2017
Is this the “soft sensuality” we’ll be seeing at the inauguration? #softsensuality pic.twitter.com/3ivfAnnpGX
Deanna Rilling (@DeannaRilling) January 10, 2017
Soft sensuality. pic.twitter.com/S5fnKowzwa
Brian Spilne (@BrianSpanner1) January 10, 2017
@tarapalmeri The “soft sensuality” of Trump… pic.twitter.com/YI9nsTWlBY
The Right is Wrong (@therightswrong) January 10, 2017
What do U think Trump’s inauguration will be like, Perezcious readers?!
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