5 Summery Bralettes You Can Wear As Shirts Because Boob Sweat Is The Worst

Despite the sweltering heat, summer is def the best season because its the one time a year a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it. Is it really summer if you dont see a group of basic betches like myself at like, some music festival on Randalls Island in short-ass shorts with their ass cheeks hanging out? Um, fucking no. Not only does summer coincide with every girl looking like clones of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, but add in a progressive feminist movement la #FreeTheNipple and the concept of not wearing a bra is basically as forced upon us as an irrational unicorn obsession.

If freeing the nip is all the rage, then you may as well join em because I know the first thing you do when you get home (after drinking wine out of the bottle), is toss your bra onto the nearest surface. With summer fashion requiring so much boobage, the last thing you need is horrible boob sweat. Like, no fucking thank you. But even if you skip the bra, you dont have to flash the whole city and feel as though youre lactating with the replacement that is a versatile bralette. Here are 5 comfortable, sexy styles to wear this summer because slutty is in fashion rn no one likes wearing bras and boob sweat is fucking gross.

1. Hanky Panky Signature Lace Padded Bralette

Black lace bralettes are literally a must-have, regardless of the time of year. Its black (fucking duh) so it not only fits in with the rest of your entire wardrobe, but if youre into the mesh/see-through everything trend, this is perfect to use for (minimal) coverage. Since its wireless and v comfortable, you can layer this under an oversized crop top if you know youll be showing some major side boob.

2. Only Hearts Eco Lace Bralette

This neutral style fits like your fave bandeauexcept without the whole falling down, having-to-pull-it-up-every-five-seconds thing. Wear this under a trendy T-shirt dress for a casual daytime look. To really look like you know WTF youre doing, pair with dark jeans under a longline jacket in hopes your street style game is half as good as Kendall Jenners.

3. Pour Moi Amour Convertible Bralette C-G Cup

If youre like me and feel as though you could have a nip slip at any moment with a tiny piece of fabric, this one is designed to keep your boobs in check regardless of their size. With size options that go all the way up to G, you can layer this bralette with or without straps and still slay the dance flooror so tequila makes you believe.

4. Les Coquines Bette Bralette

With a style as lightweight as this, youll have a refreshing breeze every time you wear it so you can at least feel assured that you wont get a sweat stain in the middle of your chest. Wear this bralette under a plunging bodysuit or jumper for an equal balance of pretty and hoe (which incidentally is my Tinder bio).

5. Ann Summers Wynne Bralette

This probably looks like that high-neck bralette you got at Victorias Secret and thats because it basically is but like, this one is so much better. Unlike some rough shit that scratches you every time you fucking move, this sheer lace feels comfortable and secure enough to lounge all day in. Wear alone as a shirt with denim cut-offs or wear under a denim jacket to your next music fest.