The Internet Thinks Taylor Swift Is Hiding In A Suitcase And We’re Here For It

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div class=”field-item” even”>Today is the one year anniversary of Kim Kardashian ruining Taylor Swifts life via Snapchat, and youll be happy to know that Taylor is now a fully-functioning, completely normal human being who takes reasonable methods of transportation to and from her various appointments. Yeah, no shes not. Taylor has stayed out of the spotlight in the last couple months, which is why this story is all the more incredible: Taylor may have hid in a suitcase so she wouldnt be seen by the paparazzi.

A FUCKING SUITCASE.

I mean, I get why Taylor would need to hide from the paps. You know what they say, ” Heres what we know: Taylor Swift has an apartment in Tribeca. Its probably scary nice on the inside, but thats not what were here to talk about. The other day, a fleet of cars showed up outside the apartment, and then nearly a dozen security guards helped to move an enormous black suitcase into the trunk of one of the SUVs. They were extremely careful with the baggage, not putting it on the ground even though it had wheels.

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So what could it be? Because the internet is the best place in the world, the leading theory is obviously that Taylor herself was in the bag. This is only a theory, but it’s a fun theory and we’re bored so let’s roll with it.

She hasnt been seen out and about recently, but guests have been regularly coming and going from her apartment. How else is she getting in and out?? Fans are also suspicious because Taylor didnt host her annual 4th of July party this year, but tbh she probably just couldnt get anyone to put up with her shit. Shes definitely the girl that takes 40 tries to get the perfect Boomerang.

So was Taylor actually in the suitcase? We may never know, but we fucking hope she was, if for no other reason than her hair would probably look a mess when she got out. Bye Taylor, youre still a snake.

Read more: http://www.betches.com/taylor-swift-suitcase

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